The reboot of Kids in the Hall is avant-garde silliness.

The smell in my apartment has been growing ever stronger over the last few hours. I’ve finally figured out what it is. My neighbors are cooking corned beef from scratch. I have half a mind to go over there and invite myself to dinner.

I originally planned to write about how I’ve been eating a lot of peppers and eggs lately, but then something funnier happened.

A cry for help on an internet gone drab; like and subscribe.

Never let it be said that I am intrigued. Interested, maybe. Curious, almost always. Intrigued, NEVER!

I was explicitly told not to share this one-time passcode, but I can’t help myself. It’s 868901!

We all must aspire to be more interesting than this.

200 Race Street for Now
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I’ve eaten a quantity of garlic best described as anti-social.

Did you ever arrive home from work in the mood for frozen french fries, but when you checked the freezer, there weren’t any in there, and then did you recheck the freezer anyway, and sure enough, there was half a bag hiding toward the back behind some frozen corn?

Independence Place in Repose
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I finally worked my way through the Adam Pendleton monograph by Phaidon. As much as I adore the paintings he makes by layering handpainted phrases over one another, not much else covered in this collection excited me.

I’ve had a thought. I must share it with the world immediately!

Noting an unusual lack of meetings requiring my presence at the office today, I seized the opportunity to take a random personal day!

Spring Flowers
Spring Flowers 📷

Fragments of Franklin Court
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Version BA.2.12.1 introduces some minor bug fixes with no breaking changes.

It’s not a problem when a rich loudmouth spends his free time getting high and sharing inexpert opinions on the internet; That’s what the internet was made for. When journalists cover such nonsense as if it meant anything, well, that’s another matter.

I think it may be spring, but it’s hard to be certain. Ever the optimist, I ordered some houseplants to welcome in the season…

Forever Young
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Office Building Trio
Office Building Trio 📷 #X100V #JPEG

Fate up against your will.

Since we’ve started adding new gender options to signup forms, gender reporting seems to be showing up in ever more contexts where it isn’t appropriate, e.g., your music streaming service has no legitimate business need to know my gender, and you shouldn’t ask.

South Philly Stopping Racism 📷 #X100V #JPEG

I long for the days before we all became political pundits, a golden era in which people prattled on with talk of sports teams and television shows I had no interest in, a far more pleasant brand of tiresome than we enjoy today.